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    My plan is elegant in its simplicity; I am surrounded by Mormons. While I may not have a years worth of food like my Morman compadres, almost no one has the stockpile of ammo and weapons that I do ... soooo, I start picking off my neighbors, eating them, and feeding their stockpiles to my family. Hey, you do what you have to do in the post-asteroid world.

    This is only partially in gest. Me and mine come before anyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nontactical View Post
    I start picking off my neighbors, eating them, and feeding their stockpiles to my family.
    You should consider feeding off their stockpiles as well, rather then resort to cannibalism so quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobat555 View Post
    You should consider feeding off their stockpiles as well, rather then resort to cannibalism so quickly.
    perhaps his plan is to extend the availability of his stockpiles for his family by not eating them himself.

    or he could just be a sick F*cker

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    Be a trend-setter - go cannibal early! It'll be fresher and more edible that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobertB View Post
    Be a trend-setter - go cannibal early! It'll be fresher and more edible that way.
    This thread is worthless without recipes
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Lots of butter,garlic,red pepper. If I remember right its 5-6 hours over a wood fire on a spit. Insert pole. tie legs and arms together. Cook to desired doneness
    The enemy of my enemy...... Is just one more set of targets to engage

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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    This thread is worthless without recipes
    LOL

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    I have a family cabin in the mountains that I am in the process of stocking up. If there is a disaster and I can get there I will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nontactical View Post
    My plan is elegant in its simplicity; I am surrounded by Mormons. While I may not have a years worth of food like my Morman compadres, almost no one has the stockpile of ammo and weapons that I do ... soooo, I start picking off my neighbors, eating them, and feeding their stockpiles to my family. Hey, you do what you have to do in the post-asteroid world.

    This is only partially in gest. Me and mine come before anyone else.

    this

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    Quote Originally Posted by nontactical View Post
    My plan is elegant in its simplicity; I am surrounded by Mormons. While I may not have a years worth of food like my Morman compadres, almost no one has the stockpile of ammo and weapons that I do ... soooo, I start picking off my neighbors, eating them, and feeding their stockpiles to my family. Hey, you do what you have to do in the post-asteroid world.

    This is only partially in gest. Me and mine come before anyone else.
    Funny thing about the Mormons...they love their guns too. I highly doubt it'll be a 'taking candy from a baby' type of deal.
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