Now now you guys!

What if the person was stealing so they could pawn it to buy depends for their ailing mother?

I mean what could be more american than Ma and apple pie? [usa] [usa] [usa]

On a more serious note-that is kind of the $hits to steal something of such low value, that you obviously made yourself to fit your own needs.
Maybe you'll see the jerk using it someday, then...
[sg1]