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    Well...Happy B-Day! April B-Days are best (but I've got a couple of weeks to go).

    Anything worth celebrating kind of sucks right now, sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Jeez. No imagination. No humor.
    Maybe the wife will get a dutch oven tonight since we're having chili for dinner.

    (If she doesn't get me first)
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    Here you go C.Norris. Just for you.


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    Got my knee pierced. Now I have to wear pants around my grandmother all the time. It's worth it though!


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    Lmao
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Got my knee pierced. Now I have to wear pants around my grandmother all the time. It's worth it though!

    Ouch, how far did it penetrate?

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    Did somebody fall down? Was alcohol involved?
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    My wife ran around the house grabbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide and telling my daughter to "disinfect the sharpest tweezers we have!" Then my kid just knocked it out and my wife rolled her eyes and took dirt from a nearby plant and rubbed it on my knee. Haha. I knew it was nothing but let her build it up. It was a left over chunk from my nibbler when I made that sunflower. I was rubbing it all morning, thinking it was a scab.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Here you go C.Norris. Just for you.

    Um, whut?
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    I literally fell asleep on a sofa while reading this.
    https://phys.org/news/2020-04-quantu...-magnesium.amp

    Dad! You are snoring too loud!!