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  1. 06-17-2021, 21:40 #104041
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    Quote Originally Posted by arbol View Post
    If you are near the fridge, I could use a coke,
    I'd be happy to get you a coke, sit and chew the shit for a while....if you were here that is. Kinda hard this far away though.


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    Does the green bracelet mean hot sex in the dairy section is cool?


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    If you were convicted and sentenced to the death penalty, what the hell is wrong with choosing the firing squad option?


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    Saw two california kings in the yard today, one big and one a tick smaller.

    Get them pocket gophers, fellers.


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    It's almost Fireball Friday.


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    At 53, I finally had my first colonoscopy... the only thing I regret besides the cleansing liquid process, is that I didn't write some funny message on my ass cheeks for the doc to see.

    Next time.


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    I'm at an age where I can't find anything funny about getting a colonoscopy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    I'm at an age where I can't find anything funny about getting a colonoscopy.
    You guys are lightweights.

    Ohh i had a colonoscopy, yeah great.

    I've had a cystoscopy, they do those with you AWAKE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You guys are lightweights.

    Ohh i had a colonoscopy, yeah great.

    I've had a cystoscopy, they do those with you AWAKE!
    You can get sedation for most of the cystoscopes, you just got to ask nicely


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