Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
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I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
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Yeah...my eyebrows disappeared but the ears and nose hairs are like a "gone wild" scenario.
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Had a talk with the lady of the house the other day.
I suggested no more elaborate dinner endeavors until the damn dishwasher gets fixed next week. We can eat cheap cans of shit and stuff off paper plates for a while.
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btw...an Emeril recipe for red beans and rice turned out fantastic.
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Successfully ninjaing a moth in your general vicinity does kinda feel good. Harder with a fly.
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Fun quiz question I thought about...
What body part did I just rub the neosporin onto?
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How many cigarettes can a camel smoke in a mile?
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What are the odds that your health compromised mom calls you to explain an ailment you might be experiencing personally?
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Clocks are in synch again.
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