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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    The same people who say it's impossible for a terrorist, to enter the country, through the southern border.


    Are the same ones who don't know, how over one thousand Haitians managed to cross the same border.
    I'm sure you meant to say 10,000?

    I think I'm lookin at this wrong though....seems if I knew the right folks, I could be getting some sweet untraceable full auto shit right about now.


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    If you ever have Walmart direct ship to you....yes, I'm the guy hoarding toilet toilet paper behind the scenes.... it comes packed with long sleeves of paper instead of air pillows. I took the time to section it out and make little paper logs out of it six feet at a time. I think it'll be useful for starting fires and stuff in the future.


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    There once was a man named Kazoo who had a titanium shoe. When he spun it around & lifted it up off the ground it beeped in lieu of pew-pew.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    Clever


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    There once was a man named Kazoo who had a titanium shoe. When he spun it around & lifted it up off the ground it beeped in lieu of pew-pew.
    There was a Chick, Not a Dude, whose pew-pew, was legendary. When she dialed it in, all targets were in play, and she devoured them with a grin.
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    You ever move out of state, and find out later that your wife shoved a bunch of your cool T shirts into a closet, and then they were found again?

    It's like Christmas man....a missing pool cue showed up, charger for the nail gun I bought, and some other stuff. I'm kinda jazzed about it.

    Blame? I can't go there, but I'm happy to see that stuff again.


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    Every time we move, we find things in unexpected places

    I swear the movers just label a box with whatever is on their mind, and then they walk through the house grabbing random items until the box is full.
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    Camping in NW CO for the pronghorn opener tomorrow I didn't spot a single goat on public land, and only a few on nearby private land. The animals are getting smarter. I probably ought to as well and pick another place to hunt pronghorn. But the better units take too many years to draw. Word is that the growing flock of Sharp-tailed Grouse hunters pushed the few pronghorn out of the area and on to their winter grounds.

    But I'll take a hike tomorrow and maybe the next day or two in hope of finding a not so smart pronghorn buck. Probably cook up just fine, if.

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    One of my buddies wanted to get into hunting with me, so I had him put for antelope up at my place. I had no points, and neither did he, so I figured we'd both draw next year. Well, he drew a doe tag and I didn't draw anything. Now I'm stuck out of state and can't even go with him. I feel like a total bum. I'm relegated to sending field dressing videos and lending any/all my gear. Even if I scheduled around work and flew home, I'd miss the days he would be available to go out. Total bummer on my part.

    He's a Trooper and is still going to try and figure it out solo. Fortunately, it's a very easy area to navigate and I've dropped a bunch of pins on OnX and will just give him my log in.
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    Neighbor got hosed up in Williams this last week muzzle. Said they were all bedded down most of the time and the weather wasn't on their side. Broke his Can Am too hitting a sheep of all things.


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