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  1. 10-06-2022, 22:32 #105471
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    She had to get her teeth fixed today.

    Next time, she'll be quicker with that samich and beer.
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    did you know. Even with the time zone differences. it still takes forever to go from point A - B.
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    Including the irony of tsa and airports, in general. TSA was put in place to "stop terrorism" YET. Every employee in the airports is (90%) of the time from some middle eastern country. While they waltz thru security with wheelchairs, everyone else is in various states of disrobing. Guy asked me yesterday @ jfk. Can you remove your shoes please. Umm no i can't. BUT i'll do you one better . Proceeding to remove my prosthetic and hand it to him. Will this work? As panic sets in , quickly INSISTING No sir that's not necessary! ! !

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    You should have turned on the "old geezer" and gave him a whack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Eventually, you beat it out of them.
    Has taken her over 20 years to figure out how stubborn I am and the only other choice is whack me in head while sleeping. But then who would take out the trash, kill the spiders and change the oil.

    I'm pretty lucky to have her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    did you know. Even with the time zone differences. it still takes forever to go from point A - B.
    Because you old folks drive too damn slow. At least keep it in the right lane
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00tec View Post
    Because you old folks drive too damn slow. At least keep it in the right lane
    Slow?? My 20 + tickets in CO and other states, over time, would say differently. Besides, with the way people drive. The right lane IS the new left lane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    She had to get her teeth fixed today.

    Next time, she'll be quicker with that samich and beer.
    That, my friend, is some funny ass shit. Happy Anny brother.


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    I have a fair amount to bitch about, but I ain't gonna do it. Wanted to stop in and say Howdy pretty much.

    I still come up with some funny shit, but I don't write it down or remember it.


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    Yardstick?... must be a twig you see laying in the grass.


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