The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
I'm to go lick some windows and drink my box of sangria juice
HowTF are these 'research firms' getting away w/ this sexist bs..
'May I speak to the woman who does the grocery shopping in your home'..
Apparently some chick goes to the store for me.. WhyTF is she not making me a sammich and whereTF are my groceries!
There's your license to mess with them!
*deep bass voice* This is she!
or
"I'm transgendered. Am I the one you want to speak with?"
or
"She's tied up and has a gag in her mouth. Can you call back in about two hours?"
or
*sobbing* She left me....I'm down to the crumbles of cereal in a box and a half jar of mustard. HELP ME! What do I do?!??