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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    I should have listened to the doc when I had my shit cut and tied... Went fishing the next day and ended up slipping on a wet rock by the water and, well, back to get stitched up again....
    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    no more kiddies for spyder
    Just means he gets to practice all he wants and doesn't have to worry about a rubber...

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    I should have listened to the doc when I had my shit cut and tied... Went fishing the next day and ended up slipping on a wet rock by the water and, well, back to get stitched up again....
    Ya got a buddy of mine, got snipped. We went goose hunting the next day. He shot a goose, had a rush started running after it, made it 10 feet dropped to his knees, I killed the goose. And then off to the Dr. for stitch work!!

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    what is the deal with bananas?

    went shopping today and bought a hand of 5 green bananas.

    now about six hours later I go into the kitchen for a drink and the suckers are bright yellow.

    by this time next week they'll be shriveled and brown.

    time warps to ludicrous speed after you turn 30

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elhuero View Post
    what is the deal with bananas?

    went shopping today and bought a hand of 5 green bananas.

    now about six hours later I go into the kitchen for a drink and the suckers are bright yellow.

    by this time next week they'll be shriveled and brown.

    time warps to ludicrous speed after you turn 30
    I'll be 33 in less than 2 hours..

    My bananas stay good for a week.. then go to shit quickly... and I swear to you the organic ones taste better than the regular ones.. I don't know why!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    I'll be 33 in less than 2 hours..

    My bananas stay good for a week.. then go to shit quickly... and I swear to you the organic ones taste better than the regular ones.. I don't know why!

    hey happy birthday amigo!

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    MMMM home made pizza using dough from the bread machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by al-x View Post
    MMMM home made pizza using dough from the bread machine.
    Got a bread machine? Never tried pizza dough. Sounds good!

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    Home made bread is one of my weaknesses.

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    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Just means he gets to practice all he wants and doesn't have to worry about a rubber...
    Ah yes, you get it!
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot