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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Soooo... I'm pondering selling the m82a1..

    On a side note.. I might be single starting tomorrow...and I'm currently working on buying a new house...
    I'll trade you for one of my 500's!
    Single huh? Pat, watch your lady, big pimp in his borrowed ferrari might be coming by more now!
    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    why TF are women so damn confusing!
    Get one that isn't, it makes life a whole lot easier.
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    Get one that isn't, it makes life a whole lot easier.
    Still looking for that one! Thats why I hang out in the Sportsman's wharehouse and Bass-pro. Some day, Some day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    I'll trade you for one of my 500's!
    Single huh? Pat, watch your lady, big pimp in his borrowed ferrari might be coming by more now!

    Get one that isn't, it makes life a whole lot easier.
    Borrowed or not I get to drive it.. Took it to Avon yesterday.. OMG talk about fun.

    This one wasn't confusing.. now I'm confused as all hell...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Borrowed or not I get to drive it.. Took it to Avon yesterday.. OMG talk about fun.

    This one wasn't confusing.. now I'm confused as all hell...
    You lucky bastard! You get the car without the expenses that comes with a supercar... Women dude... Women... That's all I have to say about them.

    You can't live with em, but can't live without em because they keep your hand from getting tired.
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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    Isn't this already a sticky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    You lucky bastard! You get the car without the expenses that comes with a supercar... Women dude... Women... That's all I have to say about them.

    You can't live with em, but can't live without em because they keep your hand from getting tired.
    Well I found out wtf her problem was.. I haven't seen her for 3 weeks due to the schedules we both have.. Desperate need of Vitamin D...

    She came over last night... brown chicken brown cow since..

    I need to hydrate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Well I found out wtf her problem was.. I haven't seen her for 3 weeks due to the schedules we both have.. Desperate need of Vitamin D...

    She came over last night... brown chicken brown cow since..

    I need to hydrate!
    You go boy you go!! Get-Er Done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    You go boy you go!! Get-Er Done.
    Is it wrong to make a protein shake after sex instead of smoking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Is it wrong to make a protein shake after sex instead of smoking?
    Uhhh. I guess it depends whats in it!! Viagra?? Nope, not wrong at all! Next round!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Well I found out wtf her problem was.. I haven't seen her for 3 weeks due to the schedules we both have.. Desperate need of Vitamin D...

    She came over last night... brown chicken brown cow since..

    I need to hydrate!
    So Rian, all is now good in Monky-land?
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