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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Is that your "dry dick in the ass" face?
    More like a punctured Colon face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    You guys like the new quotes in my signature?
    I thought this was a family friendly forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    Texas, first week of April.
    Well then, best of luck in your new venture! You're leaving CO in the nick of time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zteknik View Post
    Yay!! I start the new job Thursday!!
    Now I will be able to play catch up..
    Sweet! But you will be missing out on whoring

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogie View Post
    Sweet! But you will be missing out on whoring
    Nah, I be a professional ho-theres allways downtime while waiting for parts
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogie View Post
    I thought this was a family friendly forum
    But I'm not the one who said it... I'm just quoting a very respected individual on the forum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogie View Post
    Well then, best of luck in your new venture! You're leaving CO in the nick of time...
    Not really. with the new Amnesty bill TX will be the Bluest voting state, by end of 2013. Feliz año nuevo ..Mi' Amigo y Amiga's .....Feliz año nuevo
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Not really. with the new Amnesty bill TX will be the Bluest voting state, by end of 2013. Feliz año nuevo ..Mi' Amigo y Amiga's .....Feliz año nuevo
    FFS that's a scary thought! Fearless leader is spending all his political capital on gun control and hopefully amnesty has a 1 in 5 shot. He'll grant some kind of privileged with executive power as "payback" for putting him in office, maybe..

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    But I'm not the one who said it... I'm just quoting a very respected individual on the forum!
    I would never respect a man that didn't use loob.......

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    Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Mossberg 500 right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn’t rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it’s the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.



    Alright, well I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.

    God Bless America!