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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Yes, but it's a Dry Cold.
    Yea yea,just like the dry heaves...
    FHUGETABOUDIT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zteknik View Post
    Yea yea,just like the dry heaves...
    as much as it hurts once it's over your golden. Unless you crapped your pants thinking it was a fart. cant' have both sides in the shitter at once, can ya laddie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    as much as it hurts once it's over your golden. Unless you crapped your pants thinking it was a fart. cant' have both sides in the shitter at once, can ya laddie.
    No truer words of wisdom have been spoken...
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    Trash can on your lap, sitting on the crapper. That's how the pros do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleDave View Post
    Trash can on your lap, sitting on the crapper. That's how the pros do it!
    Light weight. Lean you head ove the sink or shower, which ever is closer. Then listen to the ol lady bitch about the mess you made cause you missed BOTH beats nursing a hang over
    Then again the ladies ain't no saint when it comes to tossing their cookies all over either, are they?
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    My throne is in it's own little room, so that's not feasible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleDave View Post
    My throne is in it's own little room, so that's not feasible.
    The King of Nothing. There's always the hallway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Light weight. Lean you head ove the sink or shower, which ever is closer. Then listen to the ol lady bitch about the mess you made cause you missed BOTH beats nursing a hang over
    Then again the ladies ain't no saint when it comes to tossing their cookies all over either, are they?

    No, no there not. Can you say Margarita up-chuck in a suitcase full of clothes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by waxthis View Post
    No, no there not. Can you say Margarita up-chuck in a suitcase full of clothes?
    Started drinking right after work years ago, we hit the bar back east 1 picture of alabama something or others and 1 picture of kamikaze's. 1 red, 1 green. 1hr later i walk outside (fresh air is BAD) and proceed to flash this psychedelic florescent greenish color liquid all over someone's white caddy. Took 2 days for that recovery. I have a freshly shucked clams and tequila one that doesn't fair much better. Good thing the 77 dog van had rubber floor mats
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Started drinking right after work years ago, we hit the bar back east 1 picture of alabama something or others and 1 picture of kamikaze's. 1 red, 1 green. 1hr later i walk outside (fresh air is BAD) and proceed to flash this psychedelic florescent greenish color liquid all over someone's white caddy. Took 2 days for that recovery. I have a freshly shucked clams and tequila one that doesn't fair much better. Good thing the 77 dog van had rubber floor mats
    LOL...Something tells me that caddy had a new tint to it. Stomach acid is a biatch!
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