12, mofos...
12, mofos...
I just want to take a few minutes to thank everybody who helped me get here from...... there.
O-Hole, for relentlessly inspiring me to stay obsessed with acquiring as many evil firearms as possible...
The fine people at our state legislature for getting me interested in politics again, and giving me the opportunity to donate generously to their recall efforts
Late-night TV, for being less entertaining than surfing a internet forum full of gun-obsessed conspiracy theorists like myself...
9 to go...
loading the confetti cannon...
cuing up the band...
letting the midgets out of their cages...
eh... maybe I'll save the fun for later tonight...
and run right up to the edge of greatness...
and stop.
Want us to get the cake and Hookers ready?
"An individual is only entiteld to one's rights as long as one respects the rights of others."...R.F.