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    Sorry, was distracted by coworkers who swear that work is more important than whoring. They just dont understand!

    So where are we road tripping to? I'll be heading to ABQ July 2nd/3rd. Friend who is deployed is home for a month or something, used to live in ABQ and he's stopping there on his way to Vegas where his parents live (where he is picking up the engagement ring he bought online while deployed and will be proposing a week later). We're excited!

    Anywho, I'm sidetracked, purple pony at the garage sale... I'll give you $5.

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    Wait wait wait wait wait,

    does the purple pony come with a saddle and/or a leash? Thats a HUGE deal breaker for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    Wait wait wait wait wait,

    does the purple pony come with a saddle and/or a leash? Thats a HUGE deal breaker for me
    What size leash you wear?

    I like when i have a GS and they try beating you up on a $2-3 item. telling you that's all they have on them. Once you agree on a price, they ask Can you break a $20?? Sure can but since you said you only have a few dollars, I'll consider the difference a tip.
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    Haha

    Don't know, never been sized, my gimp normally brings the leashes...

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    Too much?

    Did I scare everyone off?

    I mean, this page has brought up purple ponys, swizzle sticks and dental floss bushes, I figured it was a theme with the page number.

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    Yup...I killed the post whore thread.

    Damn. And I was just starting to enjoy the whoring

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    So I was just talking with a coworker about submitting a presentation in college. It was a group project, and the files were over 300mb, so after the presentation, we had to go to the professors office with the presentation on a thumbdrive, along with our collected data from the telescope (reduced of course) and copy it to her computer.

    Well, I gave an empty thumbdrive to my groupmate who uploaded it from his laptop, and gave it to me. I didn't look at it to ensure the presentation was on there, but just went straight to the professors office.

    I gave her the thumbdrive, she opened it and found only one folder on the thumbdrive, titled "Porn".



    We then spent the next 10min deciding if we should open it or not. When we finally did, it was the presentation. I about killed that groupmate, but could never think of a better prank to get him back with.

    A year later, I was offered a student research job with that professor. Had totally forgotten about that experience until tonight. Fun times.

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    I just got here and wtf

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    Yes, well, I uhh...

    Hmm...

    Don't leave me in charge of these things...

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    There are 6,979 members on this site, contributing 656,860 posts.


    Each member is therefore responsible for 94.1195 posts. I feel I have surpassed this requirement by a tiny bit. And probably not in a good way...