The post whore thread.

[Monky]

Had a friend warn me about a chick we both new. She says she had the tubes tied and didn't need to bag it. Sure enough, I hooked up with this cute red head. Ohh you dont need that, tubes are tied. Bagged any way!!! She called me a week later saing that she was prego, and it was mine or this other dudes. And wanted money for the abort. I said I hope she and the other dude will be happy because I bagged it!!

She called me an ASSHOLE and some other names. I said thanks for the lay! Go fuck some else out of thier money!! She never called me back. Thank GOD for friends!!

OMG I had this chinese girl that I nailed just cause I hated this kid and he wanted her.. It wasn't an easy lay.. had to work at it.. and he did he best to cock block me.. but I nailed it.. it was bagged.. 3 days later.. 3 DAYS! She tried to pull that prego/abort shit.. I laughed so hard.

Told her I was against abortion and would NOT be giving her money for it, that when the child was born, if it were mine I'd support it... Funny I never heard from her again... I think I saved the guy I hated!

So I found a news article on the massive BC recall.. looks like they screwed up packagin.. from the article, it doesn't appear anything is wrong w/ the pills.. just the order and location of the fake pills... anywho.. the gf isn't an idiot so I'm sure she hasn't taken the funny colored ones by mistake.

[Monky]

Any of you who have a SO who is on BC and got notified of the recall.. be prepared to do A LOT of driving to find what they are allowed to use. FINALLY located a pharm that had the right stuff..

I'm glad to do it.. I don't want any babies running around. It was pretty funny though.. like all the men and women there who had panicked looks on their faces..

[patrick0685]

that sucks, i might not be able to hang out on wednesday, i laid my bike down and might have to have surgery on my collar bone we will see

[DFBrews]

that sucks, i might not be able to hang out on wednesday, i laid my bike down and might have to have surgery on my collar bone we will see

Damn what happened patrick?


and Monky i live by the mantra that the face is an 8 inch target
the world is not ready for another on of me running around

[patrick0685]

not 100% sure was rounding a real slight corner to work and my back break locked up, i was riding close to the curb so when it locked up it didnt take long for the back tire to find the curb and then i went for a roll in the "grass" ended up with some scrapes and a broken collar bone

[DSB OUTDOORS]

that sucks, i might not be able to hang out on wednesday, i laid my bike down and might have to have surgery on my collar bone we will see

Laid the bike down? As in motorcycle?? Dude that SUCKS!!! Beer helps! I'm glad you're not hurt worse!!

[patrick0685]

Yep motorcycle

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Yep motorcycle

Sorry to hear that!! I'll keep the fingers crossed for you!! I've had alot of broken bones but never a collar bone.

[Monky]

Is that what all the sirens were for yesterday?

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Is that what all the sirens were for yesterday?

How far do you live from Pat now??