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  1. #20011
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    Hmmmm...being a guard in a womens prison.


    Might be an alright gig.

  2. #20012
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    Ya know....that's just sick.


    Mmmm hmmmm.

  3. #20013
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    I'm being the best whore I can be.

    Does it show too much?

  4. #20014
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    Squishy Pants Whore

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    "For $10, Mrs. Gray said she'd perform an exhibition with a shetland pony"

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    Damn board is acting slow.........retarded kinda.

  7. #20017
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    Retarded is harsh, and not progressively appreciative of sensitive feelings.

    A libtard might prefer "challenged" instead.

    The board was challenged for a period of time.

  8. #20018
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    But is now acting quite normally now... I have a happy.

  9. #20019
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    Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide to the left....

    Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide to the right.

    Do the Harlem shuffle.

  10. #20020
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    Stepped out on the stoop for a half smoke, and saw red and blue lights off in the distance. Some poor son of a bitch probably doing roadside aerobics.