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    When I answer questions, what comes out is, " yeah, I don't really want to do that". However, what I'm thinking inside is more along the lines of, "I didn't ring it up, you did. I don't give a F what you do. If I wanted to do something, I would F-ing do it. Don't try to be nice about asking me if you can go do something, just tell me what you want and we can go from there, but don't be such a big F-ing baby about it by asking if if I want to 'go to IKeA'. I want to sit on my couch and watch golf. If you want to go to ikea, then F-ing go to ikea."
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGrey View Post
    Well, it's time to head off. It was fun chatting with you!
    Have a good night, all...
    later lady
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    When I answer questions, what comes out is, " yeah, I don't really want to do that". However, what I'm thinking inside is more along the lines of, "I didn't ring it up, you did. I don't give a F what you do. If I wanted to do something, I would F-ing do it. Don't try to be nice about asking me if you can go do something, just tell me what you want and we can go from there, but don't be such a big F-ing baby about it by asking if if I want to 'go to IKeA'. I want to sit on my couch and watch golf. If you want to go to ikea, then F-ing go to ikea."
    sounds like you were talking to a brunette....
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    me thinks it might be time to accidently wake up the wife slipping into bed... she hates that...... (no sex, just literally accidently waking her) lol
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    Or, I spent all morning organizing the garage so that we have more usable space. When I wasn't able to find a stud to get the last little rail in place, I got kinda frustrated and stopped to go inside. The next things hear about is how the wife could have found a wall stud.

    really? Then get to it. Go find it. Have a merry F-ing time.

    The garage looks great by the way, and now its easy to get things because its organized as F but you care more about me not finding the wall stud at the end of the morning.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    I love gold peak tea, and i'm so incredibly bored... I should go to bed, but if I do, i'll just lay there awake.... damn..... monky, where the hell are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    Or, I spent all morning organizing the garage so that we have more usable space. When I wasn't able to find a stud to get the last little rail in place, I got kinda frustrated and stopped to go inside. The next things hear about is how the wife could have found a wall stud.

    really? Then get to it. Go find it. Have a merry F-ing time.

    The garage looks great by the way, and now its easy to get things because its organized as F but you care more about me not finding the wall stud at the end of the morning.
    you're wife a brunette?
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    And the whole time I've got my mind on my nephew, who only wants to play video games and eat pizza rolls.

    Not just no, but F no. You're going to eat grilled chicken, raw vegetables, and a banana. Want a snack? Fine, Gatorade mixed with water.

    drink water boy, and stop being lazy. Learn a skill because by the time you need a skill, it might be too late to do that S live.
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    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    you're wife a brunette?
    Yep. Good baker, not so good at too much else.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    Yep. Good baker, not so good at too much else.
    ha! knew it!
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot