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Dinner at 1:00AM. I know that schedule. When the doc asked me when/how I cut my damn foot he looked at me funny and said "Why were you cutting chicken at midnight?"Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
Haha, did you tell him you sleep cook?Dinner at 1:00AM. I know that schedule. When the doc asked me when/how I cut my damn foot he looked at me funny and said "Why were you cutting chicken at midnight?"
If I though quick enough, I should have told him that I was on a meth bender for 4 days and hadn't eaten a thing. Sick sense of humor....
I tell you what, his assistants are freaking hot as hell. I was having impure thoughts when the chick cleaning up the wound was working on me. Could have been a great porn "plot". LOL
Oh shit. Mamma Godzilla just saw all of the baby Godzillas dead. She's pissed now.
Hahaha! That would have been great. When I hurt my knee, I was at work and was simply "reaching for a broom" lol. When the doc asked how I did it, I told her and then said, ask my fiancee, I really am not allergic to cleaning. Workers comp didn't find that as funny, then had me explain why I was reaching for a broom and whether that falls under my job description. I said, sure, I was cleaning up a pile of metal shavings that the day crew left behind that would have been blown towards the telescope and could have gotten on the mirror scratching it to hell.
And I know what you mean about doctors' assistants. I should have just been injuring myself all along to get in to meet some of those chicks! Then again, I'm sure if I went to the hospital it would have been an entirely different story... go private practices! lol
Ya know, a doc would do really well if his assistants, nurses, whatever, wore thongs and pasties.
You have issues, bro...
Nah, just a penis.
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