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    Greetings, bitch master flashes.

    Wax, how nice of you to donate your prized garden and it's contents to your beloved friends here....on the whore network.

    We'll return to more of this fantastic programming right after some brief messages about how much your dollar can help keep excellent programming, like the new Warran Miller movie about Waxes harrowing downhill fiasco in 2013, and other award winning series like Waxianto's....an in depth look at the illegal mexican restaurant explosion in america....

    Please pick up that phone, and help support the Whore Broadcasting Network.

    Now, back to Whores After Midnight...thank you.

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    What the the hell did JM get himself into this time?

    ....or did he change his avatar to *banned* ?

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    I swear that if Wax lives today, he's going to turn into a burrito.

    Then all we'll have to do is cover him with lettuce, spicy guac, sour cream, 3 mex cheese and some hot Pace.....and we can hold a summer AR15 picnic at a park somewhere.

    I'll bring some corn chips.

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    I think that would be cool if BC can accommodate the vinegaroon request.

    Funny damn spider in a box story btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberth View Post
    you should really ride up the mountain to earn your downhill
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberth View Post
    where the heck is otterbatcat?
    Running the super late crew for a few days....more on that later.

    Dad update...no more air tube...he opened his eyes the other day and responded to some simple commands. Today they removed the airtube/machine, and he been trying to talk...step mom went and saw him today and they had a disoriented conversation, but he seems to be getting better day by day. So, that's really cool news for us.

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    If you ever see "John Olivers New York Stand Up Show" on your tv guide.....just send some some anthrax to:'

    Comedy Central
    123 Stupid Decision St.
    Full Retard, Stupidville, USA


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    I saw one of those "prophetic" sayings on a wall the other day...it read:

    Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.

    phhhhtttt.

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    Alright whores, let's have a decent Friday.

    Shit....it IS Friday, isn't it?

    yeah, it's Friday, I'm good.


    Goodnight, and peace bitches.


    *squishes down the hallway*

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    Nothing like a fine coating of dust to clog the nasal passages.