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    Sheldon - I have a few questions. First, I noticed that you offer soup and a half-sandwich.
    Penny - Yes.
    Sheldon - Where exactly does the half-sandwich come from? Are you giving me half of someone else's sandwich, or do I have to wait for someone else in the restaurant to order the other half?
    Penny - No no, Sheldon, they just make a half-sandwich.
    Sheldon - You can't make a half-sandwich. If its not half of a whole sandwich, its just a small sandwich!
    Penny - Okay fine, its soup and a small sandwich. Is that what you want?
    Sheldon - Of course not, I'll have my usual.
    Penny - Great. *walks away*
    Sheldon - Aren't you going to ask me if I want a beverage?
    Penny - Don't you usually get lemonade?
    Sheldon - Yes.
    Penny - You want lemonade?
    Sheldon - Yes.
    Penny - Anything else?
    Sheldon - Yes, I want you to apologize to Leonard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3beansalad View Post
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    It's a measure of the civility in this country that no ones seems to fear constantly pissing off the people who own lots of guns.
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    Top O the mornin.

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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
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    Haha, so you DO watch it! Its funny, if you go back to the first few seasons, they really take advantage of her cleavage and show it off a lot more. It was probably to get people hooked on the show for the ratings .
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    Sheldon: Why are you crying?
    Penny: Because I'm stupid!
    Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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    Sheldon: I made tea.
    Leonard: I don't want tea.
    Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
    Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
    Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
    Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
    Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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    Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
    Sheldon:Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
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    Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
    Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
    Sheldon: An accident.
    Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.
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    I think I preffer Winnie(?) better. The nerdy blonde with glasses.
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