The post whore thread.

[10mm-man]

That's what this thread is all about! Making slightly borderline double entendres that people really aren't sure if they're meant that way or not

Yea, but I didn't want people thinking I was diving into un ripe fruit vs just not all warmed up and ready!!

[TheBelly]

Blah!

[Great-Kazoo]

Yea, but I didn't want people thinking I was diving into un ripe fruit vs just not all warmed up and ready!!

Fore play with fruit. Was the fruit sub or dom?

[stoner01]

Fruit is always the little spoon

[brutal]

So today I ran into this guy; I was talking to his mom about making bags for the SBR's I'm making. Anyway he said his girlfriend at the time set him up, she was sleeping with another guy. He said he was sitting at his apartment and this guy walked in, he heard the door and then he remembers being hit and laying on the ground. Said he had to have his face reconstructed. He was bashed in the face with a pair of brass knuckles, over and over; 68 pieces of titanium in his skull!

Call me paranoid; not that I deal with people like that, but It makes me feel sane when I hear stories like this; and justifies while I always have my gun with me. Even when i am sitting at home!

My wife asked me once why I wore my CCW at home. My reply was, "100% of home invasions happen at home." She never asked again.

[10mm-man]

My wife asked me once why I wore my CCW at home. My reply was, "100% of home invasions happen at home." She never asked again.

I am not lol'ing because home invasions are funny, but were else would a home invasion happen?

[stoner01]

Is it a home invasion if you live in an apartment. What about a studio. Or a condo? Just saying.

[bogie]

So today I ran into this guy; I was talking to his mom about making bags for the SBR's I'm making. Anyway he said his girlfriend at the time set him up, she was sleeping with another guy. He said he was sitting at his apartment and this guy walked in, he heard the door and then he remembers being hit and laying on the ground. Said he had to have his face reconstructed. He was bashed in the face with a pair of brass knuckles, over and over; 68 pieces of titanium in his skull!

Call me paranoid; not that I deal with people like that, but It makes me feel sane when I hear stories like this; and justifies while I always have my gun with me. Even when i am sitting at home!

So the moral I learned from this was to keep the pimp hand strong and da bitche$ wont do dat $hit.

[stoner01]

Careful. Felony Fields might want to take your guns away for domestic abuse from that comment.

[OtterbatHellcat]

good evening, whores.

10mm is stepping up to the pump?

welcome to our humble commode.