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    So I pulled the old high school "grenade fart" move on the wife. She giggled for a second, made a funny face and went to bed without saying anything. What am I to make of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    So I pulled the old high school "grenade fart" move on the wife. She giggled for a second, made a funny face and went to bed without saying anything. What am I to make of this?
    Hmm. Has your bedroom been declared a neutral zone for gaseous emissions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stoner01 View Post
    2 pound limit.

    What you think Im sending a friggin whole pig???? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGrey View Post
    Hmm. Has your bedroom been declared a neutral zone for gaseous emissions?
    Hell no, as that would be an impossible feat for everyone involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGrey View Post
    Mmmm. Bacon.
    Is it too late to make bacon tongiht?
    It's Never Too late for bacon, never. Undercooked a tad for lunch reheat 2 morrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10mm-man View Post
    What you think Im sending a friggin whole pig???? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    Hell no, as that would be an impossible feat for everyone involved.
    I'd think that after the grenade fart, you might try to rid yourself of as much gas as possible before going into the bedroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    So I pulled the old high school "grenade fart" move on the wife. She giggled for a second, made a funny face and went to bed without saying anything. What am I to make of this?
    She is planning the counter attack! Just wait.... Silent but deadly is how they roll!