I dont know why but work is no longer blocking the site.....
Now I'm not going to get anything done.
I dont know why but work is no longer blocking the site.....
Now I'm not going to get anything done.
Progressive ideology, ideas so good they must be mandatory.
Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.
I'm watching the Little League World Series... Japan just went ahead by 1 with a home run. They tied the game on a home run. I hope they kick the crap out of Mexico.
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"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
I have been on a nutnfancy fest, watching too many of his videos, my wife now fears his voice because each time he reviews a product i order it.
Man, I really don't feel like doing 12 miles in this wind....F$&k
"An individual is only entiteld to one's rights as long as one respects the rights of others."...R.F.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.