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  1. 08-21-2013, 19:49 #30141
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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    I need new jokes... Apparently mine aren't that great.
    Next one you connect with, tell her
    Look most if not all guys want to get in your pants, likely a one nighter. Me i'm different    . How so she inquires. I'm the guy who feels pleasing a woman, is as, if not more important that being pleased myself. Oh yeah how do you think you'll do that.
    Easy, we go to my place, take a shower and let me dry you off with my tongue. BAM!


    OR THERE'S ALWAYS PLAN B thats a pm only info.
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    I can help you JM, I'm sure all of us here can, I was just curious is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Next one you connect with, tell her
    Look most if not all guys want to get in your pants, likely a one nighter. Me i'm different    . How so she inquires. I'm the guy who feels pleasing a woman, is as, if not more important that being pleased myself. Oh yeah how do you think you'll do that.
    Easy, we go to my place, take a shower and let me dry you off with my tongue. BAM!



    OR THERE'S ALWAYS PLAN B thats a pm only info.
    Ya know, that's not horribly bad. I'm kind of interested in hearing the PM only version.

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    I can help you JM, I'm sure all of us here can, I was just curious is all.
    I figured everyone could... What kind stuff you got? Better be good stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Ya know, that's not horribly bad. I'm kind of interested in hearing the PM only version.

    lol

    I'm waiting for it too.....

    F YOU RULES!!!!!

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    most chix aren't going to fall for the "you're more important than me" line.

    more likely the chick is at least as selfish as the guy trying to nail her so she is going to figure out quickly that he is full of shit

    some people impose their own character traits on others, most especially liberals
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    so who else got rain 2nite?
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    JESUS, JIM!!!!!!!!!! Plan B would get me shot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    The only rifle I have is a bolt gun in .223... Can't shoot 5.56 out of a .223
    Who ya gonna call? Me !
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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    JESUS, JIM!!!!!!!!!! Plan B would get me shot!
    did it have something to do with Quagmire's roofarita?
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