The post whore thread.

[BuffCyclist]

That thick heavy beer feels more eating it than drinking it.

Exactly! Stout for bread, Belgian Wit for the fruit, lambic for dessert.

[BuffCyclist]

I don't recall a condom story. Do tell!

[BuffCyclist]

I remember in middle school, in english, we were learning new vocab words. The word was abhor.

I made a funny and the teacher took me out into the hallway and was yelling at me. I couldn't help but laugh the entire time, then apologized and she let me back into the classroom .

[OtterbatHellcat]

Condom story:

So we're in the lunchroom...and one kid has a condom. Lunch happens to be Pigs in a blanket. I managed to get the dog out of the breading without fucking it up....install condom, and reinsert the dog back into the blanket.

Mr. Kelly...the principal...used to walk around the lunchroom and accept unwanted foods to redistribute them to students who would like to have them.


I raised my hand to Mr Kelly and told him I had a hot dog that I didn't want, he took it and wandered off. Like hawks, we watched to see who got the hotdog... ended up being a Larger girl, Laura T.....she bit into that fucker on the closed end, and the condom stretched out, and the smacked her in the face !!!!!

The lunchroom exploded with laughter, and I was immediately hauled off to the principals office with a three day for that stunt.

I don't regret it though.....that was a lifetime type of laugh and even Laura admitted later, that it was funny.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm only going through this crazy life thing once as far as I know........I'd like to have some fun in the meantime.

I guess I started a little early.

[BuffCyclist]

That is AWESOME! Well played!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, we're slowing down on our posting....step it up.

[OtterbatHellcat]

That is AWESOME! Well played!

TY, TY...

[OtterbatHellcat]

BE a whore, See the whore, Embrace your whoreness, son.

[stoner01]

Y'all didn't scare me off. I had to get ready for work, then drive in. BUT NOW IM BACK MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA