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  1. #43831
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    Belly, sorry you got dissed like that, wonder what the reasoning for it was (perhaps your MIL told him absolutely no more guns, no ands ifs butts and all that).

    Somehow, I lived through the night, found a blisterpack of nyquil in my suitcase, so I was even able to get some sleep. But I can't walk, or breathe in cold air otherwise I'll start coughing for at least 10min straight.

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    Mmmm dixie pie for breakfast. Nothing says breakfast of champions like brown sugar, HF corn syrup, chocolate chips, walnuts, eggs and pie crust.

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    "But honey, I AM exercising! I'm concentrating hard on growing out my beard!"


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    * tap tap tap *

    Is this thing on? Boy, tough crowd!

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    * chirp chirp *

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    I'm just kidding, I still have 12.5hrs of work until I get to go home.

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    In other words, 12.5hrs of coughing my lungs out until I can go home and get some relief in the form of a cold medicine induced coma or beer induced coma. Either is acceptable. The latter is probably preferable as it would hydrate me at the same time.

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    If I weren't so sick right now, I would totally make a run on you all.