The post whore thread.

[waxthis]

Who the hell farted?

[BuffCyclist]

I'm sorry. I can't breathe through my nose and forgot others still can, so I just let it go.

[mcjhr]

Who the hell farted?

That's no ordinary fart......I think someone sharted!

[BuffCyclist]

Nope, definitely just a fart. Sorry to burst your shart bubble.

[mcjhr]

Well that's just too bad! I wonder when Farts will be banned.....

[Great-Kazoo]

In other words, 12.5hrs of coughing my lungs out until I can go home and get some relief in the form of a cold medicine induced coma or beer induced coma. Either is acceptable. The latter is probably preferable as it would hydrate me at the same time.

I'm doing a nyquil, benadryl cocktail. Ain't worth a shit except to keep someone off equipment and machinery.

[BuffCyclist]

Well that's just too bad! I wonder when Farts will be banned.....

High capacity farts are ALREADY banned. Jeez, where have you been for the past umpteenth years?

[BuffCyclist]

I'm doing a nyquil, benadryl cocktail. Ain't worth a shit except to keep someone off equipment and machinery.

I would kill for some nyquil, dayquil and some tasty sucrets.

[BuffCyclist]

I had a professor in college (think it was upper division physics) that told us he never wanted to hear a student coughing in class. If he heard someone coughing, he would banish them from the room and tell them to go home and drink 24 beers in 24 hours. He said that's his cold remedy. Not only does it get your drunk so you don't notice your nose dripping, it also hydrates you .

Still haven't tried it though.

[bogie]

Watch that movie as you are recovering tomorrow BC!