The post whore thread.

[bogie]

I had a professor in college (think it was upper division physics) that told us he never wanted to hear a student coughing in class. If he heard someone coughing, he would banish them from the room and tell them to go home and drink 24 beers in 24 hours. He said that's his cold remedy. Not only does it get your drunk so you don't notice your nose dripping, it also hydrates you .

Still haven't tried it though.

a wise man he was

[BuffCyclist]

I won't be awake to watch any movies. Last night on a work shift so tomorrow I sleep all day and transition.

Nyquil directions: "For maximum effect, take with 3 beers".

Well fine, if I must!

[bogie]

So BC do you have any amateur telescope equipment or is that beneath you?

[bogie]

One of these days I need to pick your brain on some things. If you were here I'd do it over beers..

[bogie]

10 lurkers are perving out in the whore thread..

[mcjhr]

I had a physics teacher hurl a chair across the classroom. Wasn't a demonstration though. He was pissed at a student. Good times.

Moar beer.

[BuffCyclist]

Nah, always wanted to get a smaller one but they're so freaking expensive to get anything thats worth its weight in stardust (astronomy joke, get it? lol aww, i'm really sick)

Send me a PM if you ever want, i'll see what i can do to either scare you or make you humble.

[bogie]

To be continued... Lasagna is fresh outta the oven

[BuffCyclist]

Haha, i had a prof throw a desk at a student once too. We got a little scared because SHE was barely 5ft tall, 80lbs wet and didn't seem to have a single muscle on her.

Granted, she was also a nationally ranked martial artist or something. She was crazy now that i think about it. She came in halfway through the semester looking like shit. We asked her what was up because she could barely focus on what she was saying, let alone write legibly. She said that her old roommate moved out and her coach needed a place to crash, so she let him move in. Little did she know, he started coaching her 24hrs a day and put her on a strict diet. She was upset because she hadn't had sugar in over a week. She then explained thats a momumental deal for her because she normally eats a huge bowl of double chocolatey chip ice cream, with extra hot fudge and hersheys syrup and chocolate sprinkles for breakfast.

Well no wonder she was also so schitzo, easy to startle and lurking in corners

[BuffCyclist]

She also bought some rare tortoise, then got all scared when it wasn't delivered (yes, via UPS). About 2 weeks later, the tortoise arrived and she brought it to lecture so it could walk around the lecture hall. She wasn't in the class room when everyone arrived, there was just this tortoise roaming around and no one knew what to do. There was a pile of lettuce in the corner and it could start rushing towards it at 1mpd (mile per day for you not scientific folks) and someone kept getting up, picking it up, and taking it to the lettuce, where it would munch down and turn around.

Long story still somewhat long, it shit on someones foot .