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    Damn we got some sick peeps in here. The ole gov is slipping bugs in gun owner water supplies again to thin the numbers.

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    Howdy, sick bitches.

    I however, am not sick.




    Physically at least..

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    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.

    The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we
    started learning to cuss. The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

    The 6 year old continues, When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say
    something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old
    agrees with enthusiasm.

    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
    wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

    WHACK!

    He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
    up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
    pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his
    room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
    a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

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    Gotta give a thumbs down to Mother for gale winds forcasted tomorrow.

    Kinda messes up the whole "going shooting" again thing.

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    It *is* nice to have tomorrow and Wednesday off from work though, can't bitch about that. Prolly going to cabellas in the morning with the neighbor...get some supplies and some new reloading tools to add into the mix.

    One of the things the boss gave us all at xmas, was $100 gift cards for there.

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    Kids birthday is coming up, I gotta find something cool for him before the Eighth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge View Post
    I thought I was sick, damnnnn. The dog got sick, it was coming out of every orifice. The living room looks like a warzone.
    white rice as a binder and gatorade OR pedilyte for hydration. AND a good carpet / stain cleaner for the floors
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    Solicitor walks past my garage while I'm in there. I ask if I can help him. "Umm, are you the homeowner?" Ahh....No fucker! My Mommy and Daddy left us 40yrs ago to fend for ourselves and pay the mortgage! Get the hell off my property or I'll help you off it! DAAAAMN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    It *is* nice to have tomorrow and Wednesday off from work though, can't bitch about that. Prolly going to cabellas in the morning with the neighbor...get some supplies and some new reloading tools to add into the mix.

    One of the things the boss gave us all at xmas, was $100 gift cards for there.
    dont forget to look for a lee factory crimp die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Kids birthday is coming up, I gotta find something cool for him before the Eighth.
    Same day for me brother.
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