Damn we got some sick peeps in here. The ole gov is slipping bugs in gun owner water supplies again to thin the numbers.
Damn we got some sick peeps in here. The ole gov is slipping bugs in gun owner water supplies again to thin the numbers.
Howdy, sick bitches.
I however, am not sick.
Physically at least..![]()
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we
started learning to cuss. The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old
agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his
room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Gotta give a thumbs down to Mother for gale winds forcasted tomorrow.
Kinda messes up the whole "going shooting" again thing.
It *is* nice to have tomorrow and Wednesday off from work though, can't bitch about that. Prolly going to cabellas in the morning with the neighbor...get some supplies and some new reloading tools to add into the mix.
One of the things the boss gave us all at xmas, was $100 gift cards for there.
Kids birthday is coming up, I gotta find something cool for him before the Eighth.
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
Solicitor walks past my garage while I'm in there. I ask if I can help him. "Umm, are you the homeowner?" Ahh....No fucker! My Mommy and Daddy left us 40yrs ago to fend for ourselves and pay the mortgage! Get the hell off my property or I'll help you off it! DAAAAMN!
My Feedback
Credit TFOGGER : Liberals only want things to be "fair and just" if it benefits them.
Credit Zundfolge: The left only supports two "rights"; Buggery and Infanticide.
Credit roberth: List of things Government does best; 1. Steal your money 2. Steal your time 3. Waste the money they stole from you. 4. Waste your time making you ask permission for things you have a natural right to own. "Anyone that thinks the communists won't turn off your power for being on COAR15 is a fucking moron."