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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    Did I just fart?
    It's ok you know... Unless the sound cracked that big lens.
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    I'm home now, so if I cracked the mirror that is 24 miles away by farting, we've got problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    I'm home now, so if I cracked the mirror that is 24 miles away by farting, we've got problems.
    Lmao.. I would say so!
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    Speaking of farts, I have defiled my chair at work for so long I simply have to sit down in the morning to get perfumed

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    Quote Originally Posted by wax_job View Post
    Speaking of farts, I have defiled my chair at work for so long I simply have to sit down in the morning to get perfumed
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    Quote Originally Posted by waxthis View Post
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    Hopefully not!
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    Sharting is never pretty.

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    Goal #1 for the day, No Guns pointed at ma face.


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    Quote Originally Posted by waxthis View Post
    Uhmm... You do know the difference between a guinea pig and a cat right?
    Yes the cat has claws. A "cute" guinea pig can tear a sizable chunk out of your hand. The towel is standard OP for restraining small / domestic / household animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wax_job View Post
    Well, thought it would last longer than it did... But 6mo in, and I'm already itching for a new mode of transportation....
    What are you using now that isn't working?

    And Happy Birthday to your little one!
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