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    think someone ran over a mattress

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeefan98121 View Post
    think someone ran over a mattress


    ding ding you won the prize .......actually no prize.

    Yeah it was years back, some gal drive it in to the dealer complaining of a bad noise under the vehicle. Upon inspection they found that, asked her if ran over anything and she said I don't think so?
    "The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles. --Jeff Cooper"



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    Ninja Ho's

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    Finally broke 700

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    imagine if she ran over a mattress with people sleeping on it lol
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    Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall...

    Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil...

    Mexico plunged into revolution...

    NATO dissolves.

    United States stands alone"

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    hey uncledave

    I'm your wicked Uncle Dave
    I'm glad you won't see or hear me
    As I fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about !

    Your mother left me here to mind you
    Now I'm doing what I want to
    Fiddling about
    Fiddling about
    Fiddle about!

    Down with the bedclothes
    Up with the nightshirt!
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about !

    You won't shout as I fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about !
    Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
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    "Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years...

    Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade...

    Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall...

    Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil...

    Mexico plunged into revolution...

    NATO dissolves.

    United States stands alone"

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    Nah Man, Dave's not Here UncleDave's Avatar
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    Are you trying to serenade me?



    Quote Originally Posted by jreifsch80 View Post
    hey uncledave

    I'm your wicked Uncle Dave
    I'm glad you won't see or hear me
    As I fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about !

    Your mother left me here to mind you
    Now I'm doing what I want to
    Fiddling about
    Fiddling about
    Fiddle about!

    Down with the bedclothes
    Up with the nightshirt!
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about !

    You won't shout as I fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about !
    Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.

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    time for some whoring

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    hows everyone doin

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    a man walks into a bar...