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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Do you know how they do CPR in New York?


    Look down at the person laying on the ground and yell in your best fake NY accent, "GET UP BEFORE YOU FAWKIN DIE!!"
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    oh that's a good one!!
    No it's not, he left out the 2-3 kicks to the torso, while yelling HEY YOU FUKIN MORON YOU OK, IF NOT GET THE FUK UP, youz could get robbed lying there like dat Know what i mean!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    How about North Dakota?

    "Uffta, that looks pretty bad, dontchaknow...."
    And the Wisconsinite says, "And so."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    No it's not, he left out the 2-3 kicks to the torso, while yelling HEY YOU FUKIN MORON YOU OK, IF NOT GET THE FUK UP, youz could get robbed lying there like dat Know what i mean!
    That's a trained first responder activity you're describing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    That's a trained first responder activity you're describing.
    night shift. Yep he's a GSW, yo check that hooker out. $10, she's got an adams apple.
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    lol you fukin weirdos.

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    Hoverines!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    lol you fukin weirdos.
    Say's the guy living in Liberalville. You done installing that environmentally friendly, neutral carbon footprint, recycled maxi-pad floor yet ?

    You thought that tint was from redwood
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Say's the guy living in Liberalville. You done installing that environmentally friendly, neutral carbon footprint, recycled maxi-pad floor yet ?

    You thought that tint was from redwood
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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    Waddup Ho-Buddies!

    Sorry guys it's been a hell of a past 6 weeks and it just won't quit!
    Hope everyone here in the hobank is doing well!

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    Oh yea




    BOB DOLE!