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  1. 08-21-2014, 20:49 #59531
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    My life is hammered dog shit.

    Aint nobody happy with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    My life is hammered dog shit.

    Aint nobody happy with me.

    False. On all accounts.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    Never out of the fight. Just realized I'm pretty sure my injury will keep me from the NG. When in Rome I suppose.
    Why keep you out? Use your middle finger as a trigger finger.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    False. On all accounts.
    This. Sorry you're doing crummy man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    My life is hammered dog shit.

    Aint nobody happy with me.
    Cheer up OBC! All your hos are here for ya!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    My life is hammered dog shit.

    Aint nobody happy with me.
    Do some pushups!
    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    Why keep you out? Use your middle finger as a trigger finger.
    Gotta wait until it heals. Getting stitches out tomorrow. Still swollen....meh. I want a .308. Now!!!
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    Bought some life saver breath mints today (two rolls). They are irresistibly delicious. A couple pieces in when I notice it says "sugar free"on the side. Uh oh. I can't resist eating a few more throughout the rest of the day. Almost had a blow out several hours later in the hotel room, after a large meal. Close call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    My life is hammered dog shit.

    Aint nobody happy with me.
    some times you're the bug, others the windshield. Not like you're the first one it's happened to, or the last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Bought some life saver breath mints today (two rolls). They are irresistibly delicious. A couple pieces in when I notice it says "sugar free"on the side. Uh oh. I can't resist eating a few more throughout the rest of the day. Almost had a blow out several hours later in the hotel room, after a large meal. Close call.
    Careful consuming mass quantities of sugar free candies. Check out amazon reviews of sugar free gummy bears. You might end up having a blow out of a different type...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    My life is hammered dog shit.

    Aint nobody happy with me.
    Chin up man.

    This week, I'm the fall guy for an overdue, fucked up project that is 1000% the client's fault. We could have had it done 9 months ago if they hadn't meddled and drug their ass.

    I have to spend days dredging up e-mails and assembling that and all the planning docs to prove it.

    If you get your junk mail CC offers and new plastic and/or PIN late, it's all my fault.
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