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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I think I was just sexually assaulted by a homeless man??







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    Was it like this?


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    Morning BC! Bright eyed and bushy tailed?

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    Not so much.

    Haven't been sleeping well at all. Wife is 9mo preggers, bout to pop any day (but technically not for 15 more days) and she gets up 8 times or more per night. Also, living at the in-laws because we sold our house before moving out east, and its too freaking warm in here all the time. On top of that, our dog gets us up promptly at 4am and keeps us up until 6am.

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    Geez! That sounds rough. My advice is sleep as much as possible. When the little one comes sleep will be challenging.

    Guess I should start the day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    My guess was daisy duke bdu shorts....
    false. They're not tight enough.

    I'd look like a frog standing up.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    Was it like this?

    not quite... when I pulled out my lighter the guy asked for a light. not weird, right? then he asked Mrs. HB if he could borrow me for a few hours of fun. I realized at this point that the guy was probably drunk and mentally handicapped, and I really didn't want to be the guy who got arrested for punching a drunk, retarded, homeless dude... turns out he was "arrested" about an hour later (2am) for standing outside our hotel and yelling "help, I'm on fire!" cops knew him by name.

    anyway, he tried to grope me (and my brother's wife, strangely enough) but he was so drunk, he tripped over himself and fell into a light pole. I don't think he even touched my brother's wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    not quite... when I pulled out my lighter the guy asked for a light. not weird, right? then he asked Mrs. HB if he could borrow me for a few hours of fun. I realized at this point that the guy was probably drunk and mentally handicapped, and I really didn't want to be the guy who got arrested for punching a drunk, retarded, homeless dude... turns out he was "arrested" about an hour later (2am) for standing outside our hotel and yelling "help, I'm on fire!" cops knew him by name.

    anyway, he tried to grope me (and my brother's wife, strangely enough) but he was so drunk, he tripped over himself and fell into a light pole. I don't think he even touched my brother's wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    not quite... when I pulled out my lighter the guy asked for a light. not weird, right? then he asked Mrs. HB if he could borrow me for a few hours of fun. I realized at this point that the guy was probably drunk and mentally handicapped, and I really didn't want to be the guy who got arrested for punching a drunk, retarded, homeless dude... turns out he was "arrested" about an hour later (2am) for standing outside our hotel and yelling "help, I'm on fire!" cops knew him by name.

    anyway, he tried to grope me (and my brother's wife, strangely enough) but he was so drunk, he tripped over himself and fell into a light pole. I don't think he even touched my brother's wife.
    but you sure did let him touch you, though.... gross.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    but you sure did let him touch you, though.... gross.
    yeah, it was raining really hard and I was trying to stay under a little building canopy... I might have pushed him away a little...
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    Honestly, the dude was really nasty and creepy looking. I could smell him from several feet away.
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