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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Mine loves it when I (unbeknownst to her) take her towel and put it in the dryer on high when she gets in the shower, then bring it back and be there to wrap her in it when she gets out.
    She doesn't take very long showers and they're irregular in length, so I have to sit as close as I can to the dryer while still being able to hear her turn off the water and then grab it and sprint.
    I only do this once in a very blue moon, but she loves it when I do.
    Surprises are great, points for sure. You have to stretch them out or they expect it. HB's spouse looks forward to the welcome home flowers. He forgets 1X oh no.
    Smother them with love. BUT make sure their feet and arms are secure before you smother them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Smother them with love. BUT make sure their feet and arms are secure before you smother them
    Ok now that made me LOL .
    But yeah, keep your good deeds spaced out and irregular to avoid setting a pattern.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    But yeah, keep your good deeds spaced out and irregular to avoid setting a pattern.
    This is crucial. Don't make it a habit, or she'll expect it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Smother them with love. BUT make sure their feet and arms are secure before you smother them
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    No one in the hospital. Some ice and Tylenol are on the docket for a couple dudes.

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    A nature show: Courting rituals of the modern white male

    Reality: Naked & Bubba

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    No one in the hospital. Some ice and Tylenol are on the docket for a couple dudes.
    So do you ever get beat up, hotshot?


    MCanter, that's a good idea. We usually get into a fight about how she turns the whole house up to 80 degrees because she is cold. I tell her to actually dry off instead of standing around in a wet towell. She gets a heat fan instead. Haven't fought about that for a while. Winter is coming though.
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    Yep. I get beat up more often than not. It's been well documented in this thread. That's probably cause I don't do Kung fu like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Yep. I get beat up more often than not. It's been well documented in this thread. That's probably cause I don't do Kung fu like you.
    I know a guy up here you might spare with. He's like a crocodile. Brief blur then someone's down. It's a humbling sport.


    BTW: How's that Giraud working for you?
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    Lol, I don't do Kung Fu. I don't think I participated in this thread when you were talking about it before. Tonight is probably not the night to be ribbing you either.
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