I walked the dog to the liquor store today. Knowing that I had zero plan for what I'd do with her when I got there, and that I'd have to carry whatever I bought the mile back to my house.
I tied her up outside and she did fine. I bought a 12 pack of Kona and a 4 pack of 16 Chalada's. I got the great idea to run her leash through my belt, so I could carry beer in each hand. Well this makes the leash really short. So while I'm running across the street with beer under each arm and cars coming, the dog gets in front of me and gets kicked in the ass. She almost caused me to face plant in the middle of Thornton Pkwy. If anyone actually saw that mess, you're welcome.