The post whore thread.

[Irving]

I walked the dog to the liquor store today. Knowing that I had zero plan for what I'd do with her when I got there, and that I'd have to carry whatever I bought the mile back to my house.
I tied her up outside and she did fine. I bought a 12 pack of Kona and a 4 pack of 16 Chalada's. I got the great idea to run her leash through my belt, so I could carry beer in each hand. Well this makes the leash really short. So while I'm running across the street with beer under each arm and cars coming, the dog gets in front of me and gets kicked in the ass. She almost caused me to face plant in the middle of Thornton Pkwy. If anyone actually saw that mess, you're welcome.

[KS63]

Ha! Fox News just reported someone just jumped the fence, again, at the White House. In custody. Probably a Tea Party member........

[KS63]

Just saw the video of the fence jumper. Looks like a younger male, Black, dressed in baggy basketball shorts. Two dogs were dispatched and the fucker kicked and punched the dogs. So, add Assault on an Officer to the list. Dumb Ass. Should've unleashed them and fucked him up.

[Irving]

Got a link?

[blackford76]

I walked the dog to the liquor store today. Knowing that I had zero plan for what I'd do with her when I got there, and that I'd have to carry whatever I bought the mile back to my house.
I tied her up outside and she did fine. I bought a 12 pack of Kona and a 4 pack of 16 Chalada's. I got the great idea to run her leash through my belt, so I could carry beer in each hand. Well this makes the leash really short. So while I'm running across the street with beer under each arm and cars coming, the dog gets in front of me and gets kicked in the ass. She almost caused me to face plant in the middle of Thornton Pkwy. If anyone actually saw that mess, you're welcome.

We need to all pitch in and buy you a helmet cam, that way you will be able to post vids of your adventures.

[Irving]

We need to all pitch in and buy you a helmet cam, that way you will be able to post vids of your adventures.

That's the new way to be subtle when insulting someone. "You need a helmet...to hold a GoPro to capture your adventures!"

Haha. I knew before I even set foot out of my house that something stupid would happen. I was just hoping to minimize whatever it was. I'm just glad the cardboard box the 12 pack was in made it all the way home!

[blackford76]

Caught that did you?

[buffalobo]

That's not adventures, it's redneck practice.

[KS63]

Got a link?

No. I was watching Fox News on TV and they had one of those "Breaking News" alerts.

[Irving]

Just for Jim!