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    Chewing on a wonton right now. CRAPS POCKETS

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    Quote Originally Posted by thvigil11 View Post
    Chewing on a wonton right now. CRAPS POCKETS
    you mean *Crack pockets...... they are WONDERFUL

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    One of my favorites.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thvigil11 View Post
    I coulda kept going. 2.5 pages could have been 5.
    Whatttt? If you wanna be a pro, you have to change your settings to display 40 posts per page. Anything less than 40 PPP is weak sauce.
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    "I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
    ― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind

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    Also, I'm eating celery right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Whatttt? If you wanna be a pro, you have to change your settings to display 40 posts per page. Anything less than 40 PPP is weak sauce.
    Huh..... Never really messed with my settings. Neat stuff.

    Now how do I set you to IGNORE!!!!!

    Just kidding, you're already being banished to CA, no need to punish you further.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thvigil11 View Post
    Huh..... Never really messed with my settings. Neat stuff.

    Now how do I set you to IGNORE!!!!!

    Just kidding, you're already being banished to CA, no need to punish you further.

    Your avatar is punishing everyone. Change it from 'Derpy Cat' to something awesome.

    cat=chicken of the couch
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Also, I'm eating celery right now.
    why in the actual hell would you eat celery?
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Hot pocket directions:

    "Unwrap, then place directly in toilet."
    itll go directly in a toilet, if you make it that far! Tose things are effing retro-rockets. It will plow through your Bowels like its getting paid to eff up your life.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fly boy View Post
    I'm feeling fat from a delicious lunch
    Eat delicious or look delicious. Those are your choices.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.