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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Oh, the one on the second Saturday I was talking about is in Dumont. Let me check when the Colorado Springs one is. Might be able to make an exception to shoot with you.
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    Big John and MAP offered to push a wheelchair for me. Make a rifle rest similar to how small cannons were mounted on ships. ARRGHHHH I'M THE KING OF NOTHING AARRRGGGGHHHH
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    That is awesome!

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    Whoa....

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    I just bent down to kiss my wife in bed, and she full on throat chopped me. Sometimes I startle her when she's sleeping, but this throat chop was so perfect it was like she was waiting for me in her dreams. I do feel bad for waking her up though.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I just bent down to kiss my wife in bed, and she full on throat chopped me. Sometimes I startle her when she's sleeping, but this throat chop was so perfect it was like she was waiting for me in her dreams. I do feel bad for waking her up though.

    I think you're the only one who believes she was "sleeping" , when she hit you.
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    Hickory Dickory Dock.. It's almost 3o'clock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I just bent down to kiss my wife in bed, and she full on throat chopped me. Sometimes I startle her when she's sleeping, but this throat chop was so perfect it was like she was waiting for me in her dreams. I do feel bad for waking her up though.
    Keep your hand at the level of your eyes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I just bent down to kiss my wife in bed, and she full on throat chopped me. Sometimes I startle her when she's sleeping, but this throat chop was so perfect it was like she was waiting for me in her dreams. I do feel bad for waking her up though.
    I literally LOL'd. Thanks

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    The boss brought cookies to work for the staff and ... NO COFFEE!!!

    So I make coffee and grab some cookies (to make sure I got some) and I ate them before the coffee was finished. Oh well, I'll have some coffee and rinse the crumbs out of my teeth.
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