The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

Wife lost her keys today. At home. You'd think they would be easy to find, but we can't find them. They are extremely large (she says she does this on purpose so she can find them). They are so lost that I'm starting to suspect foul play or something. We're both very frustrated. We've been looking for hours.

Probably the same place the keys i "misplaced" are.. LOST! Think that sock troll finally got promoted to key krook.

[Irving]

I've looked in places in my house I haven't looked on since we moved in. These keys are the size of a fucking softball; so they aren't under anything. I've looked in the fridge; the garbage disposal, the dishwasher, the toilets, under the hood, in the trunk, in the gap in the rear bumper from the car being rear ended, etc.

[brutal]

Check your fridge/freezer?

That's where the old lady on TV leaves hers before her old man puts her sorry ass in the nursing home.

[Great-Kazoo]

I've looked in places in my house I haven't looked on since we moved in. These keys are the size of a fucking softball; so they aren't under anything. I've looked in the fridge; the garbage disposal, the dishwasher, the toilets, under the hood, in the trunk, in the gap in the rear bumper from the car being rear ended, etc.

Try the gun safe, or kitchen cabinets. I gave up looking for mine, took the spares till they reappear.

[Irving]

Yep, looked in all the cabinets, down the gap in the wall in the pantry that can only be accessed by standing on a ladder. Looked in every drawer in my tool box, the cereal box that fed the kids earlier, the outdoor trash and recycling, in the sump pump hole, etc.

[KS63]

Check her bags for her? My wife's got everything in her purse/bag....Everything!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm disappointed. Had something going, lined up, and it didn't turn out right.

Learned a lesson tonight.

[buffalobo]

Yep, looked in all the cabinets, down the gap in the wall in the pantry that can only be accessed by standing on a ladder. Looked in every drawer in my tool box, the cereal box that fed the kids earlier, the outdoor trash and recycling, in the sump pump hole, etc.

Between drivers seat and console in car. When you have looked every where in the house, they are not in the house.

Is dog lethargic this morning?

[buffalobo]

Wow. Lobo is taking a beating in the PWT!

Just brutal showing how much he missed me.

[buffalobo]

I'm disappointed. Had something going, lined up, and it didn't turn out right.

Learned a lesson tonight.

I hate when that happens. When you find out hers is bigger than yours.