The post whore thread.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Okay, sometimes I'm not proud of myself, but at least I'm ........real.

[HoneyBadger]

Okay, sometimes I'm not proud of myself, but at least I'm ........real.

hahahahahahaha this made me laugh out loud. And then I had to explain this whole awkward situation to Mrs. HB. Thanks a lot, punk

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo HB !!!!

and LOL.

Just tell the Mrs. that I'm a weirdo, and stuff will be fine.

[HoneyBadger]

Yo HB !!!!

and LOL.

Just tell the Mrs. that I'm a weirdo, and stuff will be fine.

She already thinks that everyone on this forum (including me) is a weirdo...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sounds like she's pretty smart. I think you have a Keeper there, HB.

[Irving]

Is it real? Just think about it for a minute... When you inhale helium into your LUNGS, your voice gets higher. When you theoretically drink helium into your BELLY, you burp up helium.

More significant problem: Helium reacts very differently in solution that Carbon Dioxide. Bottom line is that Helium wouldn't stay in solution for more than a second. You'd be drinking flat beer.

That's what I meant. Didn't seem real to me.

I suppose the "Troll alert" warning could have been headed, but whateves.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, Irving.

[Irving]

Hello. By the way, I forgot to mention that the real reason my toilet flapper went bad was because the EPA poisoned my water.

[HoneyBadger]

That's what I meant. Didn't seem real to me.

I suppose the "Troll alert" warning could have been headed, but whateves.

Yeah, execution was decent, but they went on for too long at high pitch and then suddenly both came down to normal tones. It was actually a big April fools joke from Sam Adams last year.

[HoneyBadger]

Hello. By the way, I forgot to mention that the real reason my toilet flapper went bad was because the EPA poisoned my water.

PLEASE file a lawsuit!