"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
I wish the Aurora PD would get off their asses and call me already... Or send me a letter... Or even send me a damn email! I hate not knowing anything...
Ya know... I'd even be good with the Civil Service Commission updating their damn meeting minutes!
The bacon-kini thing reminded me of something someone had mentioned before about developing a bacon bomb for use in the Mideast...but I was thinking more of training suicide porkers. Pigs with vests...could work. Train 'em to run into the highest concentrations of Middle Eastern men with beards...Just have to develop a reliable system of delivery...
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SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM
Herding cats and favoring center
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."