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    The "Godfather" of COAR Great-Kazoo's Avatar
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    Muthafuken 1 ply.................Good thing i trim my fingernails. Or i'd really have torn me a new one. OUCH!
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    ^^^^^
    Strangely enough that is not TMI around here....
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    The "Godfather" of COAR Great-Kazoo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyome View Post
    ^^^^^
    Strangely enough that is not TMI around here....
    Generic cold medicine does strange things to ones digestive tract.
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    Don't talk about loose bowels, it reminds me of my chicken. 11/23/15-11/30/15. RIP
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Muthafuken 1 ply.................Good thing i trim my fingernails. Or i'd really have torn me a new one. OUCH!
    First piece of a$$ you got in a while Jim?
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    Ugh. Just woke up from not enough sleep and I had a weird dream where I basically got carjacked at a gas station (because I was doing everything wrong). When I drew my CCW, it scared the two guys away but I fired shots at them as they were running and clearly no longer a threat.

    The dream ended about 20 minutes later when a police officer finally showed up and simply asked if he could talk to me about what had happened - and by this time, I figured I was going to get crucified in the same manner as Darren Wilson. I didn't kill anyone, although I'm pretty sure I hit of one the guys while they were running (Another weird thing... It seemed that I was shooting pellets or something out of my Glock 26? Very quiet, no real recoil, and no noticeable effect on the target). Just weird.

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    Liberal guilt?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    I like the Jap/Cheddar better.
    Now that is totally RACIST ! I'm telling a Moderator.
    My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.

    Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    Now that is totally RACIST ! I'm telling a Moderator.
    I'd help you out but I like the Jap/cheddar better too.

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