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    Did ya hear Santa Clause was arested? He had too many Ho, Ho, Ho's in the sleigh!!


    Aka "Pimp Daddy Clause."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Did ya hear Santa Clause was arested? He had too many Ho, Ho, Ho's in the sleigh!!


    Aka "Pimp Daddy Clause."
    No wonder my Christmas job fell through!!!
    FHUGETABOUDIT!!!

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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    Hey c'mon now Bob... Think of the children!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zteknik View Post
    No wonder my Christmas job fell through!!!
    Well Santa was getting a job of his own. If ya know what I mean!! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say nomore!

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    Santa's got a brand new bag!

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    You guys are terrible!

    Nasty ho's
    But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.

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    "I believe that we are all one mistake away from tragedy...and the mistake made may not be ours."

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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    I'll never be able to think of Santa the same way again... What am I supposed to tell my kids?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I'll never be able to think of Santa the same way again... What am I supposed to tell my kids?!
    Ho, ho, ho, open up the dooo so Santa can treat yo momma just like a Ho. Ohh wait sorry. He wants to piss onda flooo.

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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    Santa will NOT be treating anyone in my household like a ho. If he thinks he can get away with that, he'll get the privilege of studying terminal ballistics of 30rds of M855 up close and personal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Santa will NOT be treating anyone in my household like a ho. If he thinks he can get away with that, he'll get the privilege of studying terminal ballistics of 30rds of M855 up close and personal.
    Badger goin Rambo on Santa! I'm there!!