The post whore thread.

[Irving]

Because no one believes there;s any reason to spend a few $$ . There's alot of good deals, like i should really buy it deals. Buit, any spare change i have is going towards relocating. Maybe.

This one has got my attention. BUT... One wonders about the previous owners OR who may still believe they live there. Believe the Heli Pad is a red flag. Still 29+ ac

https://www.trulia.com/property/3253...stown-AZ-85342

1) Roof looks unsafe to walk
2) They must have had to constantly sweep all the scorpions out of the room for pictures.
3) Wonder why there was no power. None of the lights were on for the pictures.
4) Where does that window above the kitchen sink lead?
5) You can clearly see there is a sizeable pond in the first picture, how is that not in any of the rest of the photos? Seems like that would be a pretty important feature.

[crays]

1) Roof looks unsafe to walk
2) They must have had to constantly sweep all the scorpions out of the room for pictures.
3) Wonder why there was no power. None of the lights were on for the pictures.
4) Where does that window above the kitchen sink lead?
5) You can clearly see there is a sizeable pond in the first picture, how is that not in any of the rest of the photos? Seems like that would be a pretty important feature.

1) Are you talking about thi inside garage pic?
3) It appears to be shuttered, along with the bow windows. See pics 2 & 3.
5) Where do you see a pond?

[waxthis]

Because no one believes there;s any reason to spend a few $$ . There's alot of good deals, like i should really buy it deals. Buit, any spare change i have is going towards relocating. Maybe.

This one has got my attention. BUT... One wonders about the previous owners OR who may still believe they live there. Believe the Heli Pad is a red flag. Still 29+ ac

https://www.trulia.com/property/3253...stown-AZ-85342

"SPECTACULAR VIEWS on 28+ acres!! Includes CUSTOM HOME over 2000 sq. ft., open floor plan, covered patio, observation pavilion, helipad, 3 car garage and 4 car carport. Add to this miles and miles of recreational opportunities for the hiker, ATV enthusiast or tranquility for nature lovers. The high desert location provides relief from lower desert heat and the remote location is a perfect getaway, retirement retreat or a perfect home for your ATV club. Close to Crown King over great ATV trails and only minutes from Lake Pleasant with Dillon's Marina Bar & Grill all the lake"
enjoyment on ." PLUS A BAD ASS COW!

NICE!!!!

[CS1983]

Buy > move in > and then 3 ornery Colombians show up asking for the location of Ramon and the recent shipment.

[Great-Kazoo]

Buy > move in > and then 3 ornery Colombians show up asking for the location of Ramon and the recent shipment.

That's exactly the red flags the HELIPAD screams.
Guy who lived 2 houses down from us was , lets say an entrepreneur, in what's believed to be controlled substances. He has "troubles" as he put it with the "IRS" and has to sell the house real fast. Turn our friends who were looking on to the deal. 1-2 years after moving in (20 yrs ago) people still knocked on the door looking for "That guy".

[Irving]

1) Are you talking about thi inside garage pic?
3) It appears to be shuttered, along with the bow windows. See pics 2 & 3.
5) Where do you see a pond?

I was joking about the roof, just because it's flat.
When you open the link on a mobile device, the picture of the house (before you go into the actual picture set) is reflected vertically. They faded the reflection so it looks like it is water. I clicked the link on the regular computer and it does not appear that way. Looks like no pond. Only a helipad and 23 acres. Bummer.

[brutal]

I was joking about the roof, just because it's flat.
When you open the link on a mobile device, the picture of the house (before you go into the actual picture set) is reflected vertically. They faded the reflection so it looks like it is water. I clicked the link on the regular computer and it does not appear that way. Looks like no pond. Only a helipad and 23 acres. Bummer.

And one badass cow.

[Irving]

My wife and I are developing a new business venture. We'll be the only "Greatest Generation" dating app. We're going to call it, Tail As Old As Time.

Female talent will be referred ro as "Belle"s, males as"Beast"s.

[Great-Kazoo]

My wife and I are developing a new business venture. We'll be the only "Greatest Generation" dating app. We're going to call it, Tail As Old As Time.

Female talent will be referred ro as "Belle"s, males as"Beast"s.

For seniors i'd suggest

give it a try, if you ain't dry

[Irving]

My neighbor: "Oh you broke your shovel? You should use one with a fiberglass handle; it won't break on you."

Me: "I like wood handles, I was just using it wrong."

My neighbor: "Here, you can borrow mine."

Me: "I'll just go buy another handle, it's no big deal."

My neighbor: "No it's fine. You won't hurt the shovel."

Me buying my neighbor a new shovel: "Here you go, your shovel is about to break."

My neighbor: "I'm sure it's fine."

Me: