I'm SHOCKED the Parker Chronicle I don't subscribe to didn't get mysteriously delivered at the end of the drive at 0400, only to be found by my snowblower later.
I think the last time I requested they stop delivering, a conversation I'd had with them at least 4 times prior during a single year, they got the message. I hope every bundle delivered to their carrier has a blaze orange sheet attached that says DO NOT DELIVER TO "MY ADDRESS"
I was sending e-mails signed by my crippled snowblower.