The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

Try living across the street from a funeral home. A couple times a week there are 50 cars bumper to bumper all the way down both sides of the street. Their drivers are all super considerate about not encroaching on your driveway entrance/egress too....super considerate.

We have a church next door. They had this bad habit of parking where 1/3 - 1/2 their vehicle seemed to encroach on to my driveway access.
When i'd call them on it, their text book response was I'll only be an hour.
Thanks. in 30 minutes you'll be calling this (hand them business card) towing company to figure where they towed your car.
That's after i blocked one in between my cars. Another, letting the air close to out got their attention too.

Thank God I'm and atheist

[CS1983]

I don't support your atheism, obviously (and what does that have to do with it?). However, I do support the actions you have taken.

You should make a business card for a fake business called "Tinkling Cymbal Towing Alert", and have the motto be, "We tow without charity, to complement those without it", and then have "1 Corinthians 13:1" in cursive at the bottom.

Just leave it under their windshield wipers. Maybe they'll get the hint.

I had an acquaintance in Texas who lived next to a Catholic parish. Acq. had a rooster. Rooster would rooster right during Mass, every. single. day.

Some old harpy kept coming over and complaining, saying it was disruptive. dude got sick of being bothered in the mornings, so he finally told the lady if she bothered him about this again, he'd answer the door naked and holding a shotgun. She did it again, so, being himself, he answered the door naked and holding a shotgun. She stopped bothering him.

Personally, I would have said, "Let its sound be a reminder of the denial by Peter, and inspire you to lead a holy life."

I suppose nekkie shotgun in an acceptable second.

[buffalobo]

Mrs bo has narrowed list of birthday gifts to two. Claims she can get good deals on either and I must choose one by tomorrow. Unfortunately neither one can be utilized until fall. I would prefer to wait but she refuses to let go of chance at deal.

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[Grant H.]

Mrs bo has narrowed list of birthday gifts to two. Claims she can get good deals on either and I must choose one by tomorrow. Unfortunately neither one can be utilized until fall. I would prefer to wait but she refuses to let go of chance at deal.

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Awesome birthday presents either way!

Happy birthday, whenever it is!

[Irving]

Hmm, tough choice.

[CS1983]

The Dillon, obviously.

[brutal]

The Dillon, obviously.

This

[OtterbatHellcat]

I dunno.

If there is a bonus round question for both curtains....see if that route is available.

If not, I'm thinking curtain number 2.

Nice big cozy brothel for all of your tools to receive solid love every night in their place. Ready, willing and able to go to work for you the next day.

[CS1983]

I can stick tools in a plastic bin or cardboard box. I cannot do anything productive with a cabinet. I insist, Dillon.

[Mazin]

How is Scott doing? He hasn't responded to texts. I'm not going to bug him, just wondering if you knew if he was holding up okay.

Busy as hell man, shoot him a ring though.