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    Does your finger fit into someone else's nose?

    You sick bastard.


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    Rubber bands last longer when they are refrigerated.


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    All states are listed on the back of a five dollar bill.


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    Peanuts are used in making dynamite.


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    The Ostrich eye is bigger than it's brain.


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    A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours....I'd rather be a praying mantis.


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    Nobody can sneeze with their eyes open.


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    Goldfish have a memory of five seconds.




    What were we talking about?


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    Why are grand stands made for sitting?


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    It's okay to say it..........I'm horny.


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