The post whore thread.

[Irving]

Looks like someone had another bad day.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Nope.

[Fentonite]

Anyone else play the “fat or pregnant” game when you’re out in public and you see a woman with a pot belly? I have a winning record with making the right call.

No, not anymore. That game crosses my mind every time I see a potential candidate, but it scares the hell out of me unless it’s glaringly obvious. I’ve been wrong, and it is not fun. Heck, I practice medicine for a living, and I still beat around the bush (no pun intended) if it’s not the most obvious or declared condition.

[Irving]

Ever asked a bride when she was due, during the Bride's dance at her wedding, only to find out she wasn't pregnant?

[Fentonite]

Ever asked a bride when she was due, during the Bride's dance at her wedding, only to find out she wasn't pregnant?

Did you get punched?

[Irving]

I didn't, and I thought I had a pretty legitimate reason for the confusion, but the damage was done.

[Great-Kazoo]

I didn't, and I thought I had a pretty legitimate reason for the confusion, but the damage was done.

That's when you go to the open bar, slam any liquor you never drank before then puke on the maid of honor. With the bride already pissed at you, there's nowhere to go but up!

[OtterbatHellcat]

So that's why they call it "throwing up".

[OtterbatHellcat]

So the Rockies might be for real this year I'm hearing. Eh, who knows.

[Great-Kazoo]

So the Rockies might be for real this year I'm hearing. Eh, who knows.

They say the same thing about the broncos, based on preseason mumbo jumbo. Just like any other sports team. Then not long past the 2nd game of regular season the same "pundits" wonder if (Insert team and sport of choice) have what it takes to make it through the season.