The post whore thread.

[SideShow Bob]

That thing is big enough to give you stogie envy.

[brutal]

I'd be concerned someone named Monica sees you with that.

[Irving]

Everybody pretend I made a classy joke about, "Hey baby, want a lip full of dip?"

[Irving]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm going cross-eyed sitting in front of the computer all day. Someone start some entertainment?

[OtterbatHellcat]

The kid at work....ugh. I love him dearly, like my own boy I figure, ...he says "simular" instead of similar. That and Kmart"s" or Walmart"s".

Dude.

[Irving]

Treat him like your own kid and hold him down and fart in his face so he'll learn.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've been close...lol.

[Mazin]

I read you need to approach them gently like you would a honey badger. Then slooooowly reach out with 1 not both hands, to show them you're not a predator. They get a little antsy but will calm down once you touch them.

If you manage to get a picture of you petting one. The state gives you a Bienvenidos Florida Card along with a free meal at any participating Golden Corral.

I'd eat boogers out of a deadmans nose and ask for seconds to go to the golden corral!!!!

[Irving]

I took my daughter to Golden Corral and she thought it was great but I complained the entire time and told her it was hot garbage. She's 11. So now she threatens to make me take her there when she's being ornery.

[Mazin]

Oh man! I can't wait!

Actually that ended way better than I thought, still doubt I'd try it though.