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    Gong Shooter wyzardd's Avatar
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    Mary: What the hell were we supposed to learn from all of this; Other than that Todd's sad life can cause a man to kill himself?
    Clare: I learned that stealing is wrong. And prisoners, like everyone else, love me.
    Dave: And Clare my dear, you doth learned the Golden Rule, whores are loved everywhere and in every position.
    Jerry: Hey that reminds me, where the hell is Clarence?
    A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by joeyshoe View Post
    you DO have a call to violent revolution in your sig......
    Oh Lordy, lets not start that again....

    Quote Originally Posted by TriggerHappy View Post
    Its probably a picture of a MUCh smaller antenna to resemble himslef...

    Oh c'mon, it wasn't THAT much smaller! I still wanted it to be life-size!
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    Just testing something out now that I am no longer the probie.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem. --TJ

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    You are a whore now!
    But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.

    -John Adams, 1775

    Cstone 01/01/2015
    "I believe that we are all one mistake away from tragedy...and the mistake made may not be ours."

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    DSB, Monky, & Spyder's Main Squeeze patrick0685's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by kraven251 View Post
    Just testing something out now that I am no longer the probie.
    congrats welcome to the whoredom
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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    Our ranks are growing!
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    "When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat

    "I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
    ― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by 02ducky View Post
    Well vacation was good, but I am back in New Mexico. Yuck!!
    Quote Originally Posted by joeyshoe View Post
    what's wrong with new mexico?
    Yeah...what's wrong with New Mexico?

    Well...other than Tucumcari....and Portales....and Clovis....and a few other places on the Eastern side...

    The Fort's not bad.
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    3rd post FTW???

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyzardd View Post
    From the short lived animated show "Code Monkeys"

    Dave: I love you whores!!! And I love you sluts!!!
    (later)
    Dave: Wait, why is my penis green?
    Jerry: I can answer that, too. At about 2 A.M., high out of your mind, you painted it so that it would look like, and I quote,"a sexual serpent capable of spitting it's venom everywhere".
    Dave: Dammit, I knew I was a genius.
    Sorry, Dave's not here man. And my penis is not green!

    Quote Originally Posted by 02ducky View Post
    You are a whore now!
    How ya been Ducky? Hope all is well in NM. I miss my whore brother!

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    Our ranks are growing!
    Yes, yes they are. Like the Energizer Bunny, just keeps going, and going , and going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fly boy View Post
    3rd post FTW???
    you have a long way to go, grasshopper
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